Warning: Due to the changes made to Ana she may cause problems due to bright flashing lights. If you are having trouble please either leave the match, or ask the host to either disable ana or to disable the effects!

Okay so sombra got a bit mad because she keeps getting banned from comp and decided to go and change everyone! But don't worry I'm sure none of the changes are actually noticable!

It's basicly just the average normalwatch thing, a bunch of dumb stupid changes to each hero. I think every hero should have atleast 2 changes and if they don't then the changes are way too noticable. heh. I also have been working on this since well, april fools so uh yeah.

Changes: (Looks bad on purpose just to make it even more annoying to read!)

Tanks

: She accidently lost Tokki and can't find her so now she's stuck without a mech. How sad, but now she can fire a mini homing sun :)

: He got a new update to his fist but it causes him to kinda "glitch" out.

: He started playing fortnite recently and now can use his walls without a cooldown.

: Odessa wants to swing her axe 2 times instead of one, but she doesn't know how to count sadly. She also doesn't know what going fast is for some reason.

: He can no longer take the pressure of his guns and they now weigh him down when shooting, except for when he's in his ultimate for some reason.

: Orisas javelin got an update, just a very random and fly like update.

: He found out how to fly, except for some reason it's worse in nemesis form.

: He has no changes whatsoever, I promise.

: Get's hungry easily. Very easily.

: Like Hazard, Sigma started playing some different games aswell, this time it was COD.

: Winston lost a bet and now he has to go back to being a normal monkey for the rest of time, scary.

: Wrecking ball is now an actual wrecking ball.

: Please don't heal Zarya after a teamfight. Please.

Damage

: Ashe got a new damage upgrade! But in return her body is very weak, and very uh... weird.

: He. Is. So. Cute.

: Cassidys soul got replaced with a very timid and confused soul, so be careful.

: Echo can now mimic omnics perfectly, almost too perfectly.

: Sombra just hates Freja. Don't use her dash. I promise it won't end up good.

: Genji has gotten the best buff of all time! NO COOLDOWNS! But he also got the worst nerf of all time! NO DAMAGE!

: Hanzo can no longer hit headshots, but in return he can only die to headshots. (Spoiler: You die if you hit a headshot)

: He took some special drug and now his tummy hurt :(

: Mei also took some special drug, but now she's just insane.

: Pharah now has a flamethrower.

: Reaper is also insane. No he didn't take a drug.

: Sojourn forgot to pay the monthly subscription for her gun and can no longer use it, so she spent the money on her legs instead.

: He is now a fan of Junkrat.

: This is the true reality!

: Torbjörn wanted to cosplay reinhardt, but now he doesn't know how to set up his turret or use his gun. Method acting I guess?

: Tracer can now send herself to heaven.

: They get scared really easily :(

: She got buffed with no cooldowns, x100 damage, and x100 health!

: Was banned from the game.

Supports

not healers btw ^~^

: She on da roids

: Forgot how to jump, and crouch.

: She got a new mindset, big sheild = big range

: Illari is now the sun.

: Honestly idk figure it out

: You know the deal, the only fun thing you can do with kiriko is messing with her teleport. So now you teleport to a random player, that isn't on your team.

: Let me put this in simple terms

Heal = fast

Damage = slow

: Let me put this in simple terms

Floor = fast

Wall = slow

: Mercy is now a damage and can no longer heal or help her team. How sad.

: Moira can now go through walls, but also has a chance to go through the floor too.
(Also her orb just floats now.)

: He found out how to control ice and freezes anyone he damages, but he also gets frozen as well. (He isn't that smart.)

: Is now a pure pacifist and hopefully won't kill anyone!

Okay that's it! That's everything new have fun!