Schizowatch v1.8.1

Deathmatch-type gamemode with custom abilities.
Meant to be just a fun and easy to understand mode for while in queue.

Everything oneshots.

Primary fire is disabled on all characters, some characters can only melee, some have some of their abilities available, while others have completely new & custom made abilities.

Credit:
WifeLeaver#21190 (Coding & testing)
TeaBee#21168 (Creative work, ideas, testing)

Custom abilities:
(you don't have to read all these, when you get a character with a custom ability, it tells in-game how it works)

Echo: Home alone

Your Sticky bombs stay suspended in air for a long time, use them to set traps
- Projectile speed set to 0, cooldown reduced to 2 sec

Orisa: Bouncy castle

Your Fortify has been filled with helium instead of lead
After using Fortify, Javelin becomes briefly available if you're mid-air long enough
- Using fortify applies vertical impulse upwards, comparable to baptistes exoboots but can be used mid-air, cooldown reduced to 6.5 sec
- Energy Javelin only available while in mid-air after using fortify, also has a 15.5 sec cooldown

Doomfist: Seismic mittens

Your Rocket punch is wrapped in a cozy mitten and no longer deals damage, but deals 200% knockback
- Punch people off the map, or use it for mobility

Mauga: Sheer heart attack

With each use of Cardiac overdrive you have a 50/50 chance to get:
+50% movement speed (stacking indefinitely) or to get a heart attack
- Cooldown of Cardiac overdrive reduced to 8 seconds (3 sec "duration" + 5 sec cooldown)
- Current movement speed & stacks displayed underneath ability description in-game
- All stacks lost on death
- While receiving the "Blessing of the Mauga", odds increased to 80/20
- When respawning while you have the "Blessing of the Mauga", odds of respawning as Mauga are 5 times higher
- "Blessing of the Mauga" is awarded to a random player every 30 seconds, lasts until it is given to another player

Roadhog: Thresh

Your Chain hook doesn't kill, landing a hook greatly reduces hook cooldown
Note: Enemies can see when you have Chain hook based on when you're on fire
- Chain hook cooldown increased to 12.5 sec
- If chain hook hit anyone, cooldown reduced to 2 sec
- Pig pen available with a 12 sec cooldown

Wrecking ball: Rodent strategies

Your Adaptive shields turn you into an actual rodent
Press again to switch between sizes, Piledriver only available when regular-sized
- Reduces player size to 10% of original size, recast to become big again, 7 sec cooldown between recasts

Sombra: Buggy code

Your Translocator's source code was poorly written and freezes after 2.5 sec
Also, you can briefly see where people spawn on the map
- Translocator available, but applies 'frozen' and 'hacked' status effects to self for 0.75 sec after 2.5 sec

Zenyatta: Off-limits

Your Transcendence pushes people away, no one is welcome inside the Iris
- Developer note: Special death barriers are created to award kill credit to Zen for pushing people off the map, because of this, changing the map will completely break him, and cause him to either never get kill credit or to randomly kill people with his ult without even pushing them off the map

Hanzo: Ice archer

Your Sonic arrow deals no damage, but is near-hitscan and freezes enemies briefly
- Sonic arrow set to 500% projectile speed and 0% gravity/dropoff
- Freezes players for 0.65 sec instead of dealing damage
- Cooldown decreased to 10 sec
- Also, lunge has a 165% distance/strength

Ashe: Explosive movement

Your Dynamite explodes nearly instantly when it hits the floor
Your Coach gun deals no damage, getting an elim refreshes all your cooldowns
- Dynamite cooldown increased greatly, over 30 sec
- Coach gun cooldown reduced from 10 sec to 8 sec
- Both refresh instantly with each elimination

Cassidy: Dark souls

You can dodge anything with your Combat roll, also you can roll upwards
- Combat roll cooldown slightly decreased
- Using Combat roll applies 'Invincible' and 'Phased out' status effects for 0.65 seconds
- Can be used in any direction, including upwards or downwards

Brigitte: Mace to the face

You only have your Whipshot, no melee
Note: Enemies can see when you have Whipshot based on when you're on fire
- Whipshot cooldown increased to 5.5 sec

Reinhardt: Perfectly balanced

...as all things should be
- Has all abilities available, unchanged
- Also has a rare easter egg